A businessman was preparing to go on a long business
trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to
keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop &explained
his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't
know that I have anything that will keep her
occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic
Penis!'
The husband said, 'The what'?
The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out
what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.
The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a
dildo!'
The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Magic
Penis, door!'
The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the
door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The
whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so,
that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the
man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the
penis stopped &returned to the box.
The husband bought it and took it home to his wife.
After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife
remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened
the box and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch.' The penis
shot to her crotch.
It was absolutely incredible. After three mind
shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and
decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out,
but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell
her how to turn it off.
So she put her clothes on, got in her car and
started for the closest hospital.
On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made
her swerve all over the road.
A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her
over. He asked for her license, and then asked how
much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't
had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got
this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it
won't stop screwing me...'
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his
head and replied, 'Yeah right... Magic Penis, my
ass...!'
